Skit #1

[Announcer]
We interupt this programme for a W.F.A.T. breaking news report

[Fatt Father]
This is your boy Peter J. Brewster
And I'm over here on the Eastside of Detroit
At the KFC on Chalmers and Harper where's total and complete mayhem
There's at least a thousand overweight people over here
Mad and disgusted because the colonel has once again taken honey barbeque wings off of the menu
I know it's crazy down here, I'm gonna go to my high guy in the sky to see how things look from up top

[King Gordy]
Ayo, this is Joseph Capo, yo' high gey in the ske
Flying high over Chalmers and Harper right now
Where it is just absolutely melee going on
Everybody is punching eachother in the face, people is getting stomped out over here
All over some goddamn wings of chicken
What the hell is going on? Why can't we just all get along?
Fuck it! I'm smoking weed, I don't care!
I'm eating honey barbeque wings, that's right, I got the last order!
So everybody down there SUFFER! Hahahahaha
This is yo' HEGH GEY IN THE SKE
Flying high over Chalmers and Harper, we out!