The Falsettos Suite: Four Jews in a Room Bitching

[ALL]
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching. He’s bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time

(bickering)

[MENDEL]
Whadda they do for love?
Whadda they do for love-

[ALL]
Four Jews in a room

[MENDEL]
Ow!

[JASON]
Ergh!

[MARVIN]
Ah!

[ALL]
Four Jews in a room stoop

[MENDEL]
They stoop?

[ALL]
To pray

[JASON]
I’m Jewish

[MARVIN]
I'm Jewish

[MENDEL]
I'm Jewish

[WHIZZER]
Half Jewish

[FOUR MEN]
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day

[JASON AND MENDEL]
It may seem a bit peculiar
We are psychopathic people

[MARVIN AND WHIZZER]
We sometimes tell a lie but mostly we just
Hide behind the door

[ALL]
We lie and wait for someone good to enter
We offer food and drinks
The lady never think that
We're the mad

We're often mad
Too often mad
We're very mad
We're the mad experimenters

Call us
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long

I'm neurotic, he’s neurotic
They’re neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong

Can’t lose
Loose screws
Four
Jews