The Eighteen Pounder

[Chorus]
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
With my eighteen pounder

[Verse 1]
Well, up she came and down she got
Then she showed me her you know what
Asked me if I'd like a shot
With my eighteen pounder

[Chorus]
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
With my eighteen pounder

[Verse 2]
I tried her box, I found it blocked
So, I tried the back door, found it locked
I just went off half cocked
With my eighteen pounder

[Chorus]
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
With my eighteen pounder

[Verse 3]
Then I took her to a shady dell
I rеleased my safety bang likе hell
I missed the bull's eye, but I drilled the well
With my eighteen pounder

[Chorus]
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
With my eighteen pounder

[Verse 4]
So, I took her down beside the docks
I sighted at her pretty box
I missed the box, but I crushed the rocks
With my eighteen pounder

[Chorus]
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
With my eighteen pounder

[Verse 5]
Two hot barrels in the bed
I missed her snatch and I hit her head
It ricocheted and killed her dead
With my eighteen pounder

[Chorus]
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
With my eighteen pounder

[Verse 6]
Then I took her to the burial ground
I dug a hole and I laid her down
And just for practice one more round
With my eighteen pounder

[Chorus]
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
With my eighteen pounder