The Crusher

[Verse 1]
Now I wanna wrestle in the garden
I'm on my way to stardom
I know I'm ready, I know I'm great
But first I've to get in shape
'Cause I've got my eyes on the Russian Bear
Gonna tear him up, I swear
This guy thinks he's the champion
Gonna take his belt!
Gonna beat him!

[Chorus]
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!

[Verse 2]
I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear
Gonna pile drive him, pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use on that punk
Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you're my victim, you're beaten
I'm a lean mean fighting machine
Powerful and strong like King Kong

[Chorus]
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!

[Verse 3]
Started having second thoughts, I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was to hear 'em ring the bell
I mean the Russian Bear could probably tear me limb from limb
He'd probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not good for my health
I'm not coming out of this dressing room
And get beaten up by that goon
Go back to Russia!
Go back home!
Don't wanna get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
I ain't Gonna hide under the bed

[Chorus]
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!

[Outro]
I'm the Crusher! (Crusher!)
I'm the Crusher! (Crusher!)