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In the rematch of the century, Fallout 3 protagonist The Lone Wanderer battles Fallout New Vegas protagonist The Courier in a JMB Rap Battle to see who the better Fallout hero is.
This is the thirty-second JMB Rap Battle.
ALTERNATE VERSION WITH JAY AS BOTH CHARACTERS:
[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
THE COURIER SIX
VS!
THE LONE WANDERER
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: The Lone Wanderer]
Straight from the 101, coming in with a power fist, 1 vs 1
This emcee from DC's making you see that my rhymes will explode like the bombs from Megaton
Baby steps are important see; your game hadn't started and you were laid in a ditch
Gonna flip the switch on this snitch bitch, while I'm packing more guns than Liberty Prime in a fit
You're delivering mail, I'm writing guides; ones that you probably used to survive
With all of your strive to be alive, you can thank me for making you relevant 5
Years after me, but you're never gonna learn, shot in the head and abandoned for dead
It was rigged from the start man, can't you see? No one loves you, ain't that a kick in the head?
[Interlude: The Lone Wanderer]
But I mean, I'm talking to a dumbass that got shot in the head over a FUCKING POKER CHIP!
Ugh...
[Verse 2: The Courier]
Tough words kid, but I top perception, and I can tell you're a bit jealous
That I take your shade like a Helios centre, been dodging shots like a walk to Nellis
When you walk up on my Wild West, best bring up your map and travel fast
Flip of a cap, couple seconds in V.A.T.S., nothing but ash, Van Graff'd
But when it comes to vault digging, you're more of a Beta than an Omega
Only to hol' up in Lyon's Den, man, you're thirstier than your beggars
Goodsprings'll have a new grave by this Powder Ganger, in it? A scum who got Atomic Wrangled
Scrawed on the stone: "Some no-luck stranger too eager to get his spur Jingle Jangled"!
[Verse 3: The Lone Wanderer]
My heart makes your nuclear winter wish it was colder, giving this bitch the cold shoulder
Look up to the sky, M.I.R.V. while your snaps hurt less than Doctor Li's, mine are bolder
Not aware of the danger, Mysterious Stranger, platinum chipping the victory on this failed ranger
Paradise gonna Fall, I've got it all, gonna collar this fool, make myself his Slaver
Here and Now, the world can tell I'm winning this Good Fight
Cause this Pip-Boy's just about as threatening as a mole rat or a puny Radroach bug bite
Annihilation is what I've brought, biggest destruction to you since your bombs fell
Step the fuck back Postman Pat! You can rot in your Mojave hell!
[Interlude: The Courier and The Lone Wanderer]
*eats something idfk* HAHAHA, HAHAHA!
Oh my god, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[Verse 4: The Courier]
Spittin' hotter fire than the Grayditch ants, blast more holes in you than Vikki and Vance
Hunting for your head, just more Unmarked filler, no factions own me, the Mojave thriller
I'm a goddamn psycho, back the fuck off laddy! Or I'll send you straight below; you can say hi to daddy!
Bars bringing dynamite like Easy Pete's, only time I'd cross you's in the Nipton streets!
I'll chug a Nuka Cola, bullshit you're fulla, DC's got more lying sacks of shit than Freeside
I'm an educated wanderer, a skill gap between us bigger than The Great Divide
Our war never changes, you're Old World News, stepping to the Courier is something you don't do
You've been verbally executed, like you tried to, NOW RUN ALONG WITH NO MOMMY TO CRY TO!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT RAP BATTLE!
The Courier Six vs The Lone Wanderer was written by Mr. Jay (RB) & MultiSuperVids & DemiClemi.
The Courier Six vs The Lone Wanderer was produced by Mr. Jay (RB).
Mr. Jay (RB) released The Courier Six vs The Lone Wanderer on Sat Mar 11 2017.