Tank Dempsey vs Nikolai Belinski

[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
TANK DEMPSEY
VS!
NIKOLAI BELINSKI
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Tank Dempsey]
Hello freakbag, welcome to the Nacht Der Untoten
I'm gonna rip you up like all the letters that you wrote in
1918, I can run like a tank, yet you still haven't learned
Tell me, Chernov, have you ever recovered from that burn?
I'm going ballistic on Belinski, this Lenin-supporting queer
Fucking mess with me again I'll use your guts as a Bandolier
I'll circumcise you then impale your throat with your own dick
If I can bite open a cage, I can handle this prick

[Verse 2: Nikolai Belinski]
After I gut you alive, I'll show you the meaning of Red Army
Lyrically drink you like vodka before you have a chance to scar me
Even Stalin himself cannot stare into my eye
Your rhymes are just as fishy as your Quick Revive
I'll slaughter your daughter and then I'll slaughter your father
Throw them in my wives' graves so you don't have to bother
You have no family, no fame, I'll take your kills in account
Why don't you ask your friend Peter if he wants to hang out?

[Verse 3: Takeo Masaki]
I'm Takeo, and I'm taking you, flowing like a broken faucet
Stop writing your letters and come out of your skeletal closet
Nikki, you're only feared because it's scary how much you're a wussy
I think you're all just jealous I'm the one that's sliced pussy
Dempsey, no need to be upset you have an STD flopper
If I'm gonna take you out it's death before dishonor
You bitches are just glitches who do nothing but lag
I'm out! With the help of the Emporer, I defeated you fags

[Verse 4: Edward Richtofen]
The doctor is here to heal your terrible burns
Think you can all slay zombies? Well now it's my turn
Leck mich, this story's about me, not you communists
Now I'mma turn Belinski's coat redder than it already is
Ay, Takeo, what the Verrückt do you think you can do?
I'll send you back to the moon cause you're all out of Julu
I'll butcher any bitch who thinks he can clinch to win
Screw vodka, I'll drink your blood right off the hands of Richtofen

[Verse 5: ???????]
The 4 of you, just stop and let the true master take this
Without my aid, you guys wouldn't make it past Round 6
Spawning Insta-Kill, Double points, Fire sale
Carpenter, Max ammo, Nukes, you better FUCKING PREVAIL
To the one and only entity that allows you to live
You guys have took it too far and I shan't forgive
Bow down to me, I'm the one that makes the choices
You all need to stop fighting cause I cannot stand your voices
You don't like the sodas? Get over it and have a cup
Or I'll shove an Iron Fist up your ass and provide you anti-power ups
So before the players are crying about the fact they're gonna die
Why don't you guys just work together and everything will be fine

[Verse 6: Doctor Maxis]
Greetings, weaklings, in this rap you'll be eaten alive
And regretfully, I must inform that none of you will survive
When the clock strikes 1:15 prepare to get sent back
I'll viciously attack, Maxis is gonna leave you maxed
It's time to distort you into proportions like a radio message
Don't mess with Group 935 unless you're looking for some wreckage
This emcee's ill like an MD, so you better make no sound
I'm ripping you fools up, call me Samantha's hellhound

[Verse 7: Samantha Maxis and Fluffy]
Daddy, I'm scared, I don't want to be alone
Hide me from these strangers, I just want to go home
I'll just shelter in my room and just hold on to Teddy
Here, play with Fluffy, I hope you're ready
It's Fluffy, canine emcee, going hard on this bitch
I'm like a hound out of hell, rhymes about to switch
My bark's louder than my bite, ya'll about to glitch
I'll be howlin', growlin' undead, it's about time to ditch

[Verse 8: Zombie]
Brains, my flow is insane, you can't break my lyrical chain
Because I'm bringing the pain, the undead will reign
My rhymes are hot, see, burning disses like a Nazi
You can't defeat this zombie, I'll shake your brains out like Yahtzee!
Call me Wreck-It-Ralph because I'll destroy your fixed barrier
You can't escape my wrath, spawn away, I make shit scarier
We're at a verbal war, my flows are like brains because I much rhymes
You'll know you're dead when I'm feasting on your head like it's lunch time

[Verse 9: Tank Dempsey, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen]
Guys, in order for us to win, we have to work together
We're gonna show these freaks in every way that we're better
Agreed, let's charge these communists and pack a punch and beat their ass
After we finish them off, we'll celebrate with a brand new vodka glass
Come on boys, we're gonna show them who's boss
No more experiments after they've seen that they've lost
When together, our unstoppable force cannot be broken
These schiesse ficks won't win, they ain't rich like 'tofen
Step back, Doctor Maxis! Your shit is just whack!
Using zombies to protect yourself? You sure got no sack!
And who's this little bitch, Samantha?! Huh, what a wreck
She'll scream when we break that pussy dog's neck
Good work team, we know for sure that they've lost
Now let's see what the hell is inside this mystery box

Insert le epik box opening here

[Verse 10: Teddy Bear]
Time to pay your toll!
Just like I'll steal this box, I'LL STEAL YOUR SOULS!

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT RAP BATTLE!