The Conqueror (#JerseyDevilCypher Verse)

[Intro]
Yes!
I'm here!
Andrew Holland
Ashtin Larold's Jersey Devil Cypher
New and improved
Right now, I figured I'd work my magic

[Verse 1]
Welcome, fellow rhyme-spitters, please take a gander
At the skinny Kansan who plans to conquer like Alexander
With a masterful flow, now I’ll be your new commander
If Ashtin posed the question, then I know I’ve got the answer
On who rules this cypher; not you, you keep getting your bars wrong
Been rhyming since I wrote Teach’ a poem on Louis Armstrong
In fourth grade, which kinda makes me a poetry prodigy
I preach the truth like it’s the gospel, so take out your homilies
I believe that modern rap’s in desperate need of an anomaly
‘Cause in current hits, I see a sharp decline in quality
I seek to admonish thee that I plan to abolish these
Rhyme-droppers who don’t try to use their noggins while they’re bombing beats
I keep this intelligent
Mind as sharp as an elephant’s
I want to be the one to rule, so come and join my fellowship
I do this for the hell of it
Not trying to stay relevant
And make novelty singles for a shot at getting hella rich
They talk about riding their new-new whips
But I’m all about spitting those true-blue hits
Not money, crime, women, or fame
I wanna make sure I’m not losing this
My mind’s like Deadpool’s, sick and twisted
Except my illness ain’t in remission
Motor-mouth flow, tongue like a piston
Gonna introduce you to a new tradition
I’ll show you this music’s not just about sex and violence
I’m conscious in this rap game, so y’all open up your eyelids
The way my brain is wired, you can hear synapses firing
I’ll scream at the top of my lungs in order to break the silence
I strive to do my best, though I catch up with the rest
Yet y’all can’t cut the mustard, so I plan to relish my success
I must confess I don’t believe anybody could ever top this
My punchlines will hit you when you least expect ‘em like a pop quiz
I’ve fought my share of battles; this is just another victory
The conqueror has come to reign, and all of you are history
To my future nonbelievers, hate away, ‘cause I’m not having it
Damn, I guess that makes me the Jersey Devil’s Advocate

[Outro]
Yessir!
Thank you, Ashtin, for an incredible contest
And thank you, CaliberBeats, for this super sick instrumental
Dutchman out!