Raise The Bar Cypher

[Intro: Andrew Holland]
Better wake up!
It's me!
(R Productions)

[Verse: Andrew Holland]
Rapping on the mic, skin whiter than an ermine's fur
They're asking, "What the hell's he gettin' up to preach this sermon for?"
Yes, I'm from the 'burbs for sure
Here to hurl some words that hurt
And when I'm finished speaking, they'll be praising me like, "Ermahgerd!"
Would you have expected these bars from a math geek?
Maybe not; I'm running on the track like an athlete
Challenging anybody that tries to pass me
"I hope you have your cleats on, if you can catch me!"
Wishing that my bars would start sparking a change
And this beat's the lighter fluid that's starting the flame
I'm engulfing the game up in a fiery blaze
I'm getting out my seat, teacher; I won't try to behave
I'm just, a manic Roger Rabbit looking for my Jessica
'Til then, I find joy with my raps making a mess of ya
Repping Lansing, K-S, the city with a future
Wrecking your careers, I'll be leaving you with sutures
To my old friends, I'm not the same guy you think you know
These other rappers lit up off the bottle; Trinculo
Like Shakespeare, I can get downright tempestuous
At the very mention of someone bragging 'bout how they're better than
Who, me? Not in this lifetime!
My vocab sophisticated like Miller High Life
While I give you guys time to get your lines right
I'll be down at the beach, making waves like high tide

[Outro: Andrew Holland]
That's how it's done!