The Christmas Song

This one is for all our fans!
But, Jessie, we don't have any fans
Heh! We will after they hear this!

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
Jack Frost nipping at your nose...
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir...
And folks dressed up like Eskimos...

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa is on his way
(Yay!)
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
(Hooray!)
And every mother's child is gonna spy
(Why oh why?)
To see if Stantler really know how to fly
(My oh my!)

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
(Me and you!)
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

They know that Santa is on his way, (Yay!)
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
(Hooray!)
And every mother's child is gonna spy
(Oh-oh-seven)
To see if Stantler really know how to fly
(Straight up to heaven)

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you!