The Christmas Queen

[Intro: Chorus]
Deck the halls with
Deck the halls with
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la

[Chorus: Miss Piggy]
I'm the Christmas queen
Of the Christmas show
[?] graceful and blessing
With the curtains drawn
I'm a gorgeous swan
Wonderful whimsy and [?]

[Verse 1: Men's Chorus & Miss Piggy]
She moves like a dream
Except for her feet
Every third line she might drop a beat
Her dress is a vision in white
If only it wasn't so tight (Watch it)

[Chorus: Miss Piggy]
I'm the Christmas queen
Of the Christmas show
[?] graceful and blessing
With the curtains drawn
I'm a gorgeous swan
With a slim yet [?]

[Verse 2: Men's Chorus & Miss Piggy]
When she moves to her left
The stage starts to tip (What?)
She may be off-key
But she's sturdily built
Her dancing is divine
She's as light on her feet as a swine
A swine, I have a mind to tell you

[Chorus: Miss Piggy & Men's Chorus]
I'm the Christmas queen
At the Christmas show
We'll talk later
[?] graceful and blessing
With the curtains drawn
I'm a gorgeous swan
Too bad she's just so darn bossy
Aw shut up
Oh this is the part where I put on angel wings

[Verse 3: Men's Chorus & Miss Piggy]
She flys (I fly)
She soars (I soar)
Two inches from the floor (Excuse me)
It takes a hunded men to hoist her up again
(Well I've never been so insulted, put me down)
Her acts may be great except when she's on
The crowd always cheers as soon as she's gone
Her choreography's [?]
Sadly she's got two left feet
(You're gonna see my left hook in a second)

[Chorus: Miss Piggy & Men's Chorus]
I'm the Christmas queen
Of the Christmas show
[?] graceful and classy
With the curtains drawn
I'm a gorgeous swan
Wonderful whimsy
Out of my way
And bossy
That does it you're all fired
Each and every one of you
Hiya, hiya
Get back here
Hiya