Christmas Smörgåsbord

[Intro: Swedish Chef]
Merry Christmas Smörgåsbord

[Verse 1: Male Chorus]
When it's Christmas time in Sweden
And the snow is ten feet deep
He holes up in his kitchen
To make his Christmas treats
People come from near and far
To hinterland and fjord
Just to get a taste of his Christmas Smörgåsbord

[Chorus: Male Chorus & Female Chorus]
Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot
The lingonberries are sweet
Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd
His surströmming is a treat
Lutfisk and rice
Isn't that nice?
We might have to loosen our skirts
Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog
He makes us eat 'til it hurts

[Swedish Chef gibberish]

[Verse 2]
His meatballs are so Swedish
His marzipan's a delight (Yum yum)
But his marinated fishballs
Will keep you up all night
Top it off with pralines
In a swiss nut nougat [?]
The reindeer stew will bring you back to
His Christmas Smörgåsbord

[Chorus: Male Chorus & Female Chorus]
Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot
The lingonberries are sweet
Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd
His surströmming is a treat
Lutfisk and rice
Isn't that nice?
We might have to loosen our skirts
Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog
He makes us eat 'til it hurts

[Bridge: Male Chorus & Female Chorus, both]
Queen's Blend preserves
Blackcurrant preserves
Gooseberry preserves
Cloudberry preserves
So many preserves
He simply deserves
To take center stage and say
Dinner is served (Dinner is served)

[Swedish Chef gibberish]

[Chorus: Male Chorus & Female Chorus]
Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot
The lingonberries are sweet
Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd
His surströmming is a treat
Lutfisk and rice
Isn't that nice?
We might have to loosen our skirts
Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog
He makes us eat 'til it hurts