The Chosen King

[Opening]

K, I gotta stay loose
Gotta stay loose
This is like my thirtieth take on this fucking song
Nothing written down just going off the top of my dome
It's a tribute to my friend Sam, ya know
Let's get into a high frequency vibration here and really put out some energy
You guys ready for this shit?
Alright, here we go

[Verse 1]

Alright
I know a guy named Sam and I'm spreading his motherfucking name across the land
He's a prophet of God
The Lion of Judah and I think, well, I think he just might be Buddha
And what I mean by that is that he's enlightened
Motherfucker, I think you just might be frightened
When you look inside of his eyes you see his soul is alive
It's burning inside
And I know that I'm just a prophet of God, yo
Can't you see that the solar deity is speaking through me?
I'm the heavenly conduit of energy the world needs to release the ignorant from their sleeps

[Verse 2]

I'm not a sheep
A bleat bleat (x2)
I'm not a sheep
To the beat beat
The beat beat
I'm not a sheep
A sheep sheep (x2)
I ain't a sheep, motherfucker, and I can't be beat now

[Verse 3]

My God, I'm going to win
Because I'm full of Jesus' Jhin
We've been commissioned
To speak on his behalf
So grab a time machine, slow this down and make it last
The world thought He was dead. Newsflash, He never left
You can pretend He was never resurrected
But I'm stealing all your lumber
So there won't be another blunder
He's awakened from the slumber
Sleep on Him, He'll put you down under
As in hell, locked up in your own cell
You can scream but no one will hear the yell
Unless He turns the world upside down and then you fell
Jesus, that's a little crude
That's a little rude
God damn it, fucking dude
What the fuck am I thinking?
I don't know what I'm doing
But I'm just closing my eyes and I am spewing the truth to you
And spreading it across humanity
Can't you see that God lives within me?

[Verse 4]

The temple of my body
The shotty
The totty
The hotty
The...
I don't know, but I am letting go and just flowing today with not a care in a single word
And I don't know that a word is the world
And if the word is not the world, I'm becoming unfurled
I just might be a squirrel that got hurled
By a mentally ill 10-year-old girl with schizophrenia
Let me tell ya the, the story, uh
Okay, let's back it up again
I'm going off on a, nuh, motherfucking tangent
Because my mind is brained
And my brain is disordered
And my scattered brain's dyslexic
And fuck, it's all over, because I can't talk straight
But that's okay, because I'm fucking flowing every single day
Even if I sound like shit, that's okay with me, because the only fucking thing that I know is victory

[Verse 5]

Now, Sam, he plays League of Legends
And it's just part of the legend of which is building about him
And he is a cool guy
He likes Caitlyn, but I don't understand why
Because, shh
Well, her sniper rifle's got two scopes and, well, that doesn't make sense, nope
But, she really owns people as an ADC and, well, that's his favorite position to be in
So, I guess that's cool with him and I'm just a Volibear that will win
Cause I'm comin' down your lane to shit all over in your cereal
I'm fuckin' insane and...

That's it