The Cheerleader

Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren

[Skit: Adam Sandler as the Cheerleader & Steve Koren as the Guy]
Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!
United, we are, united, we’ll be
'Cause we're the Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y, yeah!
Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!
Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight!
And we're gonna win 'cause we're the-
Sit down!
You guys are assholes!
You think this is easy being a cheerleader!?
Let's see you come down here and try it!
Shut up!
You're the one who should be shutting up!
This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it!
I paid for my pom-poms with my own money
You suck!
I was gonna do a split for you guys
But now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything!
Owwww! Who threw that!?
I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!
We’re sorry
Just kidding, you suck!
Ahhaw..No...