The Cheat Is Not Dead

[Intro: Strong Bad, Strong Sad]
The Cheat, man
Where did we go wrong?
Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwear
That WAS yesterday!
This one's for you

[Verse 1: Strong Bad]
I got mad at The Cheat (Uh!)
For screwin' up the Jumble caper (Uh!)
I hope I don't see his name in the paper
In the obituaries, cause that would mean he's dead

[Chorus: Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Strong Mad]
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead (Dead!)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead (DEAD!)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not-

[Post-Chorus (spoken): Strong Bad, Strong Sad]
Just the claps! Just the claps! Uh! Uh!
Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm
Oh sure, I got tons of rhythm
Uh! Uh! All right guys, keep it rollin' for me
Keep it rollin'
Come on

[Verse 2]
I cracked wise at The Cheat
But in my defense he cracked wise at me first
I hope he doesn't end up in a hearse
At the cemetery, 'cause once again that would mean that he's dead

[Chorus]
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead ({spoken} Whoa, where'd this choir come from?)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead

The Cheat is not dead ({spoken} You guys sound great!)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not
Dead

[Outro]
Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
No The Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Ohhh, he's dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
No he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
I said The Cheat's not dead now! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Let's go to the store! (Cheat is not dead!)
Licorice sticks! (Cheat is not dead!)
Got the frozen food! (Cheat is not dead!)
The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Well The Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, he's never been dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Said The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Whoaaa, dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Whoa, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, The Cheat is not dead!

Cheat is not dead! (Cheat's not dead!)

OHHHHHHH!!!!!!