Strong Badia National Anthem

[Pre-into, Spoken]
Okay, settle down class. Settle down!
Uh, we gotta get this right, or nobody gets any chocolate milk for the rest of th-- of the term
I will be accompanied by Mr. Cheaterson on the piano
So would everyone please rise for the presentation of our national colors

Shh!
Hey, you! Zip it!
Jerome! Jerome! Show some respect!
Spit that gum out!
Shut up!
I'm gonna freakin' hit--

[Intro]
Oh, yeah!
Oh, I like that!

[Chorus]
Come to
The place where tropical breezes blow
Come to
The coolest place I know

[Verse 1]
The people are so great
But really there's only me
And that means I'm so great
And also there's the Cheat

[Chorus]
Oh there's the Cheat
In the place where tropical breezes blow
The Cheat
In the coolest place I know

[Verse 2]
The ones are always cold
And the parties last all night
And there's probably lots of chocolate
And Population: Tire

Population tire!

[Outro, Spoken]
That was pretty good
Uh, tell you what, you guys can get low-fat, sugar-free...chocolate skim milk from now on

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go...go back to class