The Blinky Song

[JAMES, spoken]
Hey, sniggles, do you know what time it is?

[CURT, spoken]
It’s time for The Blinky Song, of course!

[JAMES, spoken]
That’s right!

[ALL]
Yeah!

[JAMES]
Blinky’s got those eyes that really bug out
They’re red and yellow-y

[CURT]
Blinky’s got that fur that really spills out
And makes the town drowsy

[JAMES & CURT]
In Drowsy Town we shake and move
And don’t upset our boss
Cuz if we do, his eye gets red
And he might just spill our guts

Blink once, blink twice
If you get the sniggle urge to move
Blink once, blink twice
If you’re gonna shake your feather soon
Oh you got to, got to, got to, got to
Get those sniggle wings in sync
Oh you got to, got to, got to, got to
Move those feet as fast as you blink

[ALL]
Yeah!

[JAMES]
It’s our job to keep our Blinky happy
Even when he’s down

[CURT]
He’s always down

[JAMES]
It’s hard to tell what doesn’t make him crabby
And so our smiles are frowns

[CURT]
Our smiles are frowns

[JAMES & CURT]
In Drowsy Town we watch for him
Cuz his eye gets filled with smut
In Drowsy Town, when the nightmare hits
Our eyes don’t ever shut

Blink once, blink twice
If you get the sniggle urge to move

[JEFF]
Get the sniggle urge to move

[JAMES & CURT]
Blink once, blink twice
If you’re gonna shake your feather soon

[JEFF]
Shake them soon

[JAMES & CURT]
Oh you got to, got to, got to, got to
Get those sniggle wings in sync
Oh you got to, got to, got to, got to
Move those feet as fast as you blink

[JAMES, spoken]
Alright sniggles, give me three claps
(3 Claps)
Alright, now give me four
(4 Claps)
How about five?
(5 claps)
Now don’t blink

[CURT]
If you blink, you’ll wake him up

[JEFF]
Don’t you blink

[JAMES, spoken]
And if you wake him up, we die

[JEFF]
Don’t you blink

[JAMES]
Don’t blink

[JEFF]
Don’t you blink

[JAMES]
Don’t you ever blink

[JEFF]
Don’t you blink

[JAMES]
Don’t you fucking blink

[JEFF, spoken]
Oh, I blinked

[CURT, spoken]
Yep, you woke him up

[JAMES, spoken]
Great, we’re dead

[JEFF, spoken]
Oh, no no no no no-

[JAMES & CURT]
In Drowsy Town, we do our best
To never, ever cry
Cuz if we do, our boss get’s mad
And then we don’t eat for a week

[JEFF, spoken]
I’m so hungry

[JAMES & CURT]
Blink once, blink twice
If you get the sniggle urge to move

[JEFF]
Get the sniggle urge to move

[JAMES & CURT]
Blink once, blink twice
If you’re gonna shake your feather soon

[JEFF]
Shake them soon

[ALL]
Oh you got to, got to, got to, got to
Get those sniggle wings in sync
Oh you got to, got to, got to, got to
Move those feet as fast as you blink