The Big Bang

[Verse 1]
God was sitting on His throne the other day (What he do?)
Looking 'round on a cloud (Yeah)
He was looking for something important to do (Uh huh)
Something big and loud

[Chorus]
Big bang, big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me

[Verse 2]
Mysterious things began to happen out in space
The Lord was cooking with a smile upon his face
He threw in a blessing
And he added a curse and said
I'm gonna create the universe

[Chorus]
Big bang, big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me
(All together)
Big bang, big bang
Big bang, big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me

[Verse 3]
The devil was given the job of looking after man
And the fire and the water and the air
But he used the power
To change the plan
And blame it on that asshole in the White House down there

[Chorus]
Big bang, big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me
Take it God!

[Harmonica solo]

[Verse 5]
When God looked down upon the work that He had done
There was blood upon His throne
The church was empty
They were praying to a gun
They're making big bangs of their own

[Chorus]
Big bang, big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me
Bi-bi-bi-bi-big bang, big bang
Big bang, big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me

[Outro]
Oh ho ho ah
(Alright!)