The Bi Guyz

[Refrain/Intro: Very Smurt]
I’m a half type
Half good bad guy
Coming with the advice
Coming with a flashlight
Shine it in a cave
Shine it to your name
Shine it cuz the world is lame
Baby I be whining shinning riding
Hiding deep down
Down where the monties can’t get me
Now I’ve given you a task
Bitch you better not upset me
I’m out

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Hi guys, hi
Mother trucker we the bi guys
Chilling up with classy boi
We looking like the fly guys
Pride hats
Now, all we wearing is pride hats
Gay inequality’s an issue, I side that
Honey, try’n hide that
Looking so fly
Gimme lows and highs
So we can do it to the sky
Now I
Wouldn’t try
To be mean to me
Cuz bitch I’m a teen, you see
How come you seen with me?
I’m a bi kid
You asking why, kid?
Keep asking these questions
Ima get you out my eye, kid
Now I don’t fricking know
I was born this way
So watch out kid
Or ima warn you away
I got cards to play
I got tricks in my hand
Male or a woman
I can be your man
I’m in Italy
I guess I caught a common cold
I’m at the end of the rainbow
Now I be swimming in the pot of gold

[Interlude: Annoying Smurt Fan #182,746,323, (Reasonable Smurt Fan #656,748,112), [Very Smurt]]
Say oh yeah!
(No...)
Say oh yeah!
(Dude seriously, I'm saying no, just please stop)
Say oh yeah!
(Boo! Get off the stage!)
Say oh yeah!
[Security, can we get this man off the stage, please? Thank you.]

[Verse 2: Stacey's Dad]
[NOTE: "[?]" means that the line is a possible transcription error]
I'm 'bout to drop y'all like Salt Bae
I'm more iconic than Pepe
I'm 'bout to blow you away
You finna beach, I'm supey [?]
I'm 'bout to become Chris Jenner
Not famous for any reason
Frick on your Roblox girl like Anne Hefner [?]
No matter the season
My sister only likes rich men
You could say she's a gold digger
I'm finna become like iDubbbz
Haha! Hey Tanna [?]
Say...
I like to pretend I'm forty
So I can role play my favorite shows
I'm calling up on my favorite son
Like "burp, stutter, Hey Morty!"
I'm 'bout to drop y'all like Salt Bae
I'm more iconic than Pepe
I'm 'bout to blow you away
You finna beach, I'm supey [?]
I'm 'bout to become Chris Jenner
Not famous for any reason
Frick on your Roblox girl like Anne Hefner [?]
No matter the season
My sister only likes rich men--

[Refrain/Outro: Very Smurt]
I’m a half type
Half good bad guy
Coming with the advice
Coming with a flashlight
Shine it in a cave
Shine it to your name
Shine it cuz the world is lame
Baby I be whining shinning riding
Hiding deep down
Down where the monties can’t get me
Now I’ve given you a task
Bitch you better not upset me
I’m out