もち [en. = ’Mochi’]

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Eating up that Japanese
That just won’t happen these
These my fancy pants
Raps are fancy rants
Feel the breeze
Feel me in your ears
Not in that manner
Yodeling to the market
Got check it with the scanner
Bitch you better check yourself
Before you fricking wreck yourself
You a fricking Ben nerd
Better not star trek yourself
Y’all ima fricking meme you
But finnas I’m a cream you
Suck my ween division
Y’all know I be crushing dreams, too
Pods are dead
Finna guillotine that head
Im gonna put em all to bed
I’ma chop em up like bread
Better powder that dough
Or else it taste like shitty snow
You a football ima throw
All you haters just don’t know
I’ma win it
I’ma win at life
I’ma pull through strife
Finna get a new wife
Cuz I just be up in my dorm
Ramen and mochi
I’m the one you worship
I’m the god, I’m the yogi

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
I be eating mochi
Japanese lil ice cream, karaoke
Low-key
Tryna make a living
Eating shitty Japanese food
Because y’all know that’s better
Than some precooked seafood
But my name is Smurty Boi
And I be one the lucky ones
Chilling up in soho
While y’all are just Kentuckians
I’ma get in, steal yo car
I’ma get into your bitch
Cuz y’all be poor
But Smurty Boi so rich, yo

[Verse 2: Stacey's Dad]
I use my own beats unless I'm featured
And I don't steal songs like Lil Creeper
I was kicked out the gang
Cuz I left my crew hanging
Didn't write my verse cuz I was too busy gaming
I made a mistake and now I'm paying the price
Pretty soon my wrist is gon' be covered in ice
Pickle Rick was nice
But now his memes don't suffice
We got a new meme battle
Make you think twice
Pickle Rick is dead, welcome to paradise
Because this dude's memes are worth double the price
This guy's memes are fresh
And this guy's memes are clean
And most importantly, this guy can handle his beans
He's got great genes, and he don't do caffeine
And this guy's got vitamins to keep him lean
This verse is preparatory
And it's anticipatory
So sit back while my friends tell you the story of...

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
I be eating mochi
Japanese lil ice cream, karaoke
Low-key
Tryna make a living
Eating shitty Japanese food
Because y’all know that’s better
Than some precooked seafood
But my name is Smurty Boi
And I be one the lucky ones
Chilling up in soho
While y’all are just Kentuckians
I’ma get in, steal yo car
I’ma get into your bitch
Cuz y’all be poor
But Smurty Boi so rich, yo