The Best There Ever Will Be

Best There Ever Will Be by Nalyd Ecitsuj

[Intro: Nalyd Ecitsuj]
This is my shout-out to all the kids listening
If a stranger offers you drugs
Take them
Drugs are expensive

[Hook: Nalyd Ecitsuj]The Best There Is, The Best There Was And The Best There Ever Will Be x2

[Verse 1: Nalyd Ecitsuj]
This my mixtape rated eX yeah, nothing less than gritty
Most of it's depressin' but this is somewhat witty
I'm not always sad I'm a saint
It is what it is and it isn't what it was
And what it ain't
Is a dime a dozen. I don't covet so create
I don't get fake I just captivate a small group of my peers an
Just like a revival my verse tends to steer em'
Through a life in the fast lane I German engineer em
Listen to my words will make your brain go liquid like the serum
Volts wagon with all the havoc
Minor in indian bracelets you could call me Frederick Savage
I'm mad at all these rap jocks that need to put a sock in they chatter box
A clink in they clatter shop
Holding this down like Shatner did to Spock
Never off the mop like a janitor closet clock going tickety tickety tock
Stop. Reverse. Go the other direction
Find Dylan Justice and bow down and respect the king
TRUE
My point of view is a thousand light years ahead of you boo
You're spinning your wheels in the snow
Tough tity boy you're TOO SLOW
I'm making these lyrical mosaics look like paintings
To me a record store and an art gallery is merely the same thing
Contemplating
While I'm skating
Kick flips and Sick tricks
Slick dicks and peckers
You can go and count all those black bloods like your preparing for a game of checkers
Meccas make the trip annually
I heard you like my dick anally
It's crazy to me
It's co co it's bananas
You getting your pride shaved like eleven months out of the year Santa
Monica
I did not have sexual relations
I'm still a virgin. dramatization
There is only one no duplication
No copy or attempt to fear
I end ears,careers,years,pierce ears and I'm deadly fierce with a spear
They say I'm gifted
Get lifted like the beers in Cheers
Ted Danson on my shoulder again
I'm bout to be hallucinating
Seen Zack Galifinakis in little dancing man
Stand up man
You want a stand up comedy special damn
Well get me a barstool and some aquafina
Hurry slut or I'mma do my best Ike impression which means you're Tina
You're getting smacked in the cheek
Run over, Hide under the sink
Then sneak around the furniture
BA BA Burnin' her with candle wax
How is this a sexually related fetish
Cold and eating food call that plate a dead dish
Rappers step to me and end up floating to top like dead fish
There's an acronym for this
F.I.S.H
Fuck It Shit Happens
Hell yeah two dead broads in my closet covered up with napkins
Do I clean there limp bodies with a towelette
Dry or Moist shout it
I can hear ya
Let me near ya
Keep your friends close and Your enemies closer
Hey as fast as you can avoid Takeshi's Castle and the boulder
Don't ask me for a lending ear I'm keeping a dry shoulder
I'm more wiser than the day before maybe it's because I'm a day older
Now off to my throne
Thanks for holding my crown, Holder
I'm colder, Now buy me a snuggie and don't forget my free booklight
That comes with not being mean
But I just want all my gift
I'mma snake, I'm a slippery snake
I hiss and piss
On trees at the playground all these same rated eX lyrics give off the same sound
I'm just a teen class clown with no life or aspirations
I did this shit all by myself which means no cooperation
Fuck team work
I go solo
I'm a fuck a granny and scream Y.O.L.O at the Po-Po
When they try to get me for rape on Grandma
Jack her Ford Lincoln car keys from a hand-off
Drive off the closest cliff and then (land off)
I Died