Mic Check

[Intro]

Announcer: And in the corner to my right
NALYD ECITSUJ!!! (echo)

[instrumental breakdown]
[Verse 1: Nalyd Ecitsuj]
Sixty-Eight divided by two that's Thirty-Four
To Seven
Like A Raven stomping out a Giant
Super Bowl Thirty Five, Go find it then rewind it
Chris Johnson screaming AWWWWW
You can call this beat the Clashing of the Titans
Fighting my sleep in my jammy's
Gold all in my hand! Holding two Slammys
Owen the black Hart, Nation of Domination
Walking animation constructing my Subway creation with Chicken Teriaki
That's banana peppers, jalapenos and pepper jack cheddar
Honey mustard, Onions yeah and don't forget my lettuce
That sub is called a "Nalyd" name it after me as a tribute to my eventual death
(light voice) hey the rhyme is too far off the chart
YOU STEPPED ALL OVER MY FUCKING EGG SALAD
So exit my picnic you trick
I didn't bring appetizers so don't you fucking dare to double dip
My tostita's
Surrounded by peters
This place is a fest of sausage
Getting assaulted and hit with a battery
Oh Dylan why do you have so much hate against the hackery
Bitch can go chug a strawberry daiquiri
And look for penetration elsewhere
Only worse, She's menstruating
Her feminine stimulation
Allegations of shit talkin
Your argument has no rhyme or reason
Sounds like a dog barkin
Without choices, So what am I suppose to be afraid of a spic hearin voices
I'm clowning you in all my videos. But I ain't even got a link yet?
Your lies are overflowing your whole kitchen so now you got sink debt
Fake exorcisms? You can't keep a straight face worth shit
How am I gonna believe that?
Yeah this is a diss track
You wanna kill me? You want me dead?
In a fight you gonna be swinging so hard I'mma hit ya with this microphone on ya head
You can't take that, Take a nap
Go to bed yo
Remember the assualt battery from ealier though?
Knock, Knock don't mean to disturb you and ya ho
Strap this on baby, Enjoy the feel and flow
Happy Birthday
Your favorite item Swayze
That's a dildo

(instrumental)

[Interlude: Shane "the real" McCoy]
C'mon Nalyd get up
Yeah, this is Shane McCoy on the track
Oh what you're expecting a rap
Oh God no I'm just saying
Hey Nalyd what
Do, Do the Do the second verse Nalyd
Nalyd
Hey Nalyd hey
Hey hey
Oh there you go
Do the second verse
Yeah, uh okay he's up
Okay he's up!
He's up everybody
Alright heres the second verse

[Verse 2: Nalyd Ecitsuj]
Alright some tracks I might say something like
Worship me like a God in his prime
Sublime at times
But no crimes on my record lines
Which means I'm a perfect teen
With no evil intentions
Zero recent Twitter mentions
Fell for a two-faced dame with fake hair extensions
Apprehensions surround me 24/7
My brain has a richter scale
Yours might see ten but I see eleven
Why you on the defensive?
Sensitive lyricists might crack punchlines
Like, at my ears or shit
I have small ears
So I'm no Dumbo
But trust me honey, I ain't hung though
Just listen to the JAsmine Witcher Story
EP fifteen bunghole
Co-founder of fag patrol
I like anal but not vice-versa
So stop trying to aim for my man-hole Cole
Stop and asked me if I was Dylan Sprouse
Fucking call me that diet Bieber again
I'll have to take you out to the slaughterhouse
Or make a stop at the chopshop
These walls are paper thin
So I eavesdrop
I'm been The Real McCoy since the back drop
Til' my sack drops
Puberty
This rap game is new to me
And I gurantee I triple anything you have ever done
Too offended?
Am I too blunt
And too gory
My story is never ending bit
My life is a show and well this is just another skit
I'm always gonna be a gumshoe failed comedic invention trying to pursue fame
And attention
Oh i almost forgot to mention
This uh, This line right here is to ease the tensionI once masturbated while people were in the next room..that is all
I repeat
I once masturbated while people were in the next room..that is all