The Beast With Five Hands

My baby gives me back rubs
She throws great pizza dough
She helps me push my car when it will not go
I need not defend her
Some people run and scream
Daily she says no to the coach of the baseball team

'Cause she's the beast with five hands
(Five hands, five hands)
She's the beast with five hands
(Five hands, five hands)
Don't you try and take her
Don't you know that I'm her man?
She my baby, baby
Yeah, the beast with five hands

When we're at the movie, she makes feel all right
One arm's wrapped around me
Two arms hold me tight
Arm four holds the popcorn
Arm five holds the drink
There's no other girl I'd rather have, I do not think

'Cause she's the beast with five hands
(Five hands, five hands)
She's the beast with five hands
(Five hands, five hands)
Don't you try and take her
Don't you know that I'm her man?
She my baby, baby
Yeah, the beast with five hands
Go!

I really love you, baby
You really drive me wild
Especially when all twenty-five of your nails are filed
You really make me happy
You really make me sing
But I don't think we'll marry 'cause I can't afford five rings

Yeah, you're the beast with five hands
(Five hands, five hands)
You're the beast with five hands
(Five hands, five hands)
Don't you try and take her
Don't you know that I'm her man?
She my baby, baby
Yeah, the beast with five hands

You're a beast
You're a beast
You're a beast, baby