My Car

Ain't got no lamp, I got a hollowed out gourd
I eat my dinner off a Ouija board
Skulls hanging off of my Christmas tree
Blood dripping off my Easter Bunny
Got a "Cemetery closed for repair" sign
Ain't no one's car as fine as mine
All right

Color's the same from front to back
Matching interior, midnight black
Room for five plus one to lie
And a spare coffin in case you die
It also doubles as my bed
You heard me right, that's what I said

My car's a hearse, don't you know?
It's fine, it's mine, and it's paid for
Decorated as I please
You'll get a ride if you're lucky

The girls come from miles around to see
I love my car, and it loves me
Don't stare, don't drool, don't try to pass
My car is big, and my car is fast
Let's go out tonight to the cemet'ry
My big black car and you and me

My car's a hearse, don't you know?
It's fine, it's mine, and it's paid for
Decorated as I please
You'll get a ride if you're lucky

The girls come from miles around to see
I love my car, and it loves me
Don't stare, don't drool, don't try to pass
My car is big, and my car is fast
Let's go out tonight to the cemet'ry
My big black car and you and me
All right

Yeah!