The Ballad of the Noobish Steve

[Verse 1]
He walks alone
In a taiga biome
He's got no food
And he's got no home
He's been searching for a cave to live in, and mine it
But oh, this Steve
He's just too far gone
He's never gonna make it out of that cave
He's got no food at all
Zombies will attack

[Verse 2]
But in the middle of the night
He hears a scary sound
And then he sees a mob right around there
A stronghold with tons of loot
That he can use to fight the ender dragon
So he builds a chest plate
And then he goes mining again
And now he's full diamond armor
Now he can fight the ender dragon
He's got a bow
He's got a shield
Now he's got a ton of food
Because there was wheat in the stronghold and he grew it
Find the portal, eye of ender
Then he finishes the portal
He looks down and jumps in the portal
Then everything was turned around

[Verse 3]
What he saw was the ender dragon coming to attack
He couldn't get his bow out in time
So he got his sword to defend himself
He hit it
But it just kept strengthening
And he was so close to the end
But then the ender dragon came again
And that was the end

[Outro]
That was the end
That was the end