Idiot Loser Ruins The Toilet

[Verse 1]
He has to poop really bad
So he goes into the public bathroom at this restaurant
But only one stall is empty
So he goes in there and lets out a huge turd
He wipes, and then he flushes
What a rookie mistake
It tries to flush down, but it blows up in his face

[Chorus]
Oh, the idiot loser blew up the toilet once again
Oh, the idiot loser blew up the toilet once again

[Verse 2]
So a couple weeks later
He went to that restaurant again
And he was fine
But then the next day
He went to the movie theatre
And he had to take a fat dump
So he did
But he blew up the toilet again
What do we do now?
My turds are so big
As big as a cow
I can't get them to go down
How on earth will this fit down the tube of the toilet?

[Chorus]
Oh, the idiot loser ruined the toilet once again
Oh, the idiot loser he ruined the toilet once again

[Verse 3]
What can we do with it now?
What, what, what can we do with it now
I don't know?
Maybe you could just pick it up out of toilet
And throw it out the window, throw it out the window
See how far it goes
You can measure the distance
And then calculate the circumference of a turd
Wait what?

[Chorus]
Oh, the idiot loser he ruined the toilet again
And oh, the idiot loser he ruined the toilet again
The idiot loser ruined the toilet again
The idiot loser, he ruined the toilet again, again, again, again