The Air Is Getting Slippery

It's incredibly hot in here today
Incredibly hot in here
Incredibly hot in here today
Incredibly hot in here
The air is getting slippery, and it's not to my surprise
My heart, it beats irregularly and the sweat, it fills my eyes
I do not mind what I excrete 'cause I'm here to make a buck
And those that cannot take the heat can take a flying...

Forgive me if I hesitate
It's incredibly hot in here today
Incredibly hot in here
Incredibly hot, if I must say
It's incredibly hot in here

The dogs are barking merrily as Jerry sits on high
If you've studied your Floyd properly, you'd know that pigs could fly
Now if you want an encore, you might hear "Is It Luck?"
But me, I'd rather play Residents, 'cause I don't give a...

Forgive me if I hesitate
It's incredibly hot in here today
Incredibly hot in here
Incredibly hot, if I must say
It's incredibly hot in here

Now, Fatty, he's a hell of a guy, but he sweats like a dancing mule
He likes to hang out at Checker Gas with the Chets he knew from High-School
He sold enough crystal meth to buy a stepside truck
But if you ask me twice I'd say the boy ain't worth a...

Forgive me if I hesitate
It's incredibly hot in here today
Incredibly hot in here
Incredibly hot in here today
Incredibly hot in here

Ler? Banjo boy
[Banjo solo]

The act of perspiration is far beyond control
If the heat compels you to aspirate, please try not to miss the bowl
If sweatiness makes you horny, well, darlin', I think you're in luck
'Cause all this clever banter gives me the urge to FUCK