Terribly Popular

I go to parties I don’t wanna attend
Everybody there wants to be my friend
I'm terribly popular, I'm terribly popular
My selfies all get about 1000 likes
I’m good at everything and I don’t even try
I'm terribly popular, I'm terribly popular
I’ve been around the block, I’m really good at sex
I’m a gender-fluid otherkin just like my parents
I'm terribly popular, I'm terribly popular

I was blessed with good genes and high cheekbones
Maybelline based their stuff on my skin tones
I'm terribly popular, I'm terribly popular
I still talk about how lonely I am
It might seem true but then again
I'm terribly popular, I'm terribly popular
They say that everybody gets the blues
But when they do? They just mean you
I'm terribly popular, I'm terribly popular

I got tons of money so I get stuff for free
Rappers run their new diss tracks by me
I'm terribly popular, I'm terribly popular
I sleep alone in a princess bed
A million folks retweeted what I just said
I'm terribly popular, I'm terribly popular
Is this my drink or just a sponsored ad?
Don’t you want my life now, dad?
I'm terribly popular, I'm terribly popular