Teleporter

[Verse 1]
Hanging out on a double date
With my two friends Skeeter G and Sherry
And their barely legal cousin Molly May
Don't you know that girl is fucking cherry

[Pre-Chorus]
Happened to be wearing my white pants
I had a fart that turned to shat by chance

[Chorus]
Teleporter
Take me far away
I don't want to be here anymore
Teleporter
I shit my pants today
Molly May was laughing on the floor

[Verse 2]
High as fuck with my friends at the game
The Cleveland Browns and some team that was better
The hot dog girl was slammin' and she thought I was too
I bet onе of my buddies I could get her

[Pre-Chorus]
Four minutеs and she's sucking on my dong
I look up and we're on the Jumbotron

[Chorus]
Teleporter
Take me far away
I don't want to be here anymore
Teleporter
They saw my dick today
On top of that
The Browns still didn't score!

[Bridge]
Seventeen back in '63
Mom and dad at dinner in the valley
No magazines
Jacked off anyway
To family album shots of my aunt sally

[Pre-Chorus]
Dog was licking jiffy off my sack
I didn't realize my folks were back

[Chorus]
Teleporter
Take me far away
I don't want to be here anymore
Teleporter
Everything has changed
Mom won't kiss the dog no more for sure

[Outro]
Get me out of here now, Teleporter