Telephone Song

[CLIFF]
Hello?

[GIRL 1]
Hello!
Sitting all alone like that
You happened to catch my eye
Would you like to buy a girl a drink?

[CLIFF]
Sorry!

[GIRL 1]
Ach, goodbye

[BOY]
Hello

[GIRL 2]
Hello
Table four is calling number nine
How are you, mister?

[BOY]
Danke, fine

[GIRL 2]
Sitting all alone like that
You happened to catch my eye
Would you like to give a girl a dance?

[BOY]
Yeah, why not?

[GIRL 2]
Goodbye

[BOY 2]
Hello

[GIRL 3]
Hello

[BOY 3]
Hello

[GIRL 4]
Hello

[GIRLS 3 & 4]
Table seven calling number three
How are you, handsome?

[BOYS 2 & 3]
You mean me?

[GIRLS 3 & 4]
We can see you, can you see us?
Would you like to have a dance?
The minute that the music's hot
Maybe we could talk it over, ja?

[BOYS 2 & 3]
Ja, of course, why not?

[BOYS 4 & 5]
Alone, alone
You shouldn't sit alone like that
Alone, alone
Not on a night like this

[ENSEMBLE]
Alone, alone
You shouldn't sit alone like that
Alone, alone
Not on a night like this

Ja
Look
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
Table seven calling number nine, how are you?
Table eight is calling number two, how are you?
Table five is calling number three, how are you?
Sitting all alone like that
You happened to catch my eye
Would you like to buy a girl a drink?
Would you like to buy a man a drink?
Would you like to buy a boy a drink?
You will? Why not? Goodbye!