Teamwork Makes The Scheme Work

[KRONK, spoken]
Hahaha... Squeak, squeakity squeak, squeaker, squeak squeak. Squeakity, squeak squeakin'.

[IAGO, spoken]
Hey, genius, can we get that in English, please?

[KRONK, spoken]
Right. I forget you're not all junior chipmunks. I said I pulled the wrong lever. I think ever since then, there's been a wall between Yzma and me.

[IAGO, spoken]
I'd like to say that was an interesting story...but I can't.

[JASPER, spoken]
Aye. Well me and Horace here have a great working relationship with our boss. We do. Why, she even brought us here today to help her hatch her scheme.

[HORACE, spoken]
I don't like it, Jasper!

[JASPER, spoken]
Quiet, you idiot. The baddies hatch the plan, we're there to help, Bob's your uncle, next thing you know, we're bathing in riches.

[HORACE, spoken]
Or end up back in the clink!

[JASPER, spoken]
Shut up! Oh, I see.
I'm the brains of the operation.

[HORACE, spoken]
And I'm the muscle.

[SMEE, spoken]
I think it's an honor to be part of my Captain's plan, and this plan they're cooking up is a real doozy.

[JASPER, spoken]
And what exactly is the plan, laddy?

[SMEE, spoken]
Oh, well, he wouldn't exactly tell me.

[IAGO, spoken]
Yeah, 'cause you're a moron.

[KRONK, spoken]
Just what kind of a bird are you? I need to know for my exotic bird bingo.

[IAGO, spoken]
I take it back; you're the moron, and Good Ship Lolipop over there is the idiot.

[HORACE, spoken]
I thought I was the idiot.

[JASPER, spoken]
Aye, there, there, Horace. You'll always be my idiot. Hey, ya bloomin' buzzard, ha, where do you get off callin' that idiot an idiot in front of my idiot, idiot? Hahahaha. I oughta kick you in the rear.

[LEFOU, spoken]
More beer? Fellas, we gotta stick together! Whatever plan they're working on, they're gonna need us!

[LEFOU]
If you need a helping hand to hatch a plan
I'll be there to help you through it
When you plot and scam I'll be the man to help you do it!

[JASPER & HORACE]
If you tip the scale and land in jail
We'll be you bail, there nothin to it

[KRONK]
I will take the blame and won't complain even if you blew it

[LEFOU]
We know what to do
And who to do it to

[SMEE]
When you plot gets thick
Well, we'll be there to light the wick

[LEFOU]
'Cause teamwork makes the scheme work
Two heads are worse than one

[KRONK]
It's less about me and and more about we

[LEFOU, JASPER & HORACE]
We'll lie and cheat in harmony!

[SMEE]
Cause there's no 'I' in scheme work

[JASPER & HORACE]
It takes a team to scheme

[LEFOU]
We're two of a kind

[KRONK]
We're partners in crime

[LEFOU]
Until the end of time -- woooaah!

[ALL, except LEFOU]
Cause teamwork makes the whole scheme work!

[JASPER, spoken]
Haha, right!

[KRONK, spoken]
Yeah

[SMEE]
When you're lost at sea leave it to me!
(Laugh) I'll be there to help you make it

[IAGO]
If you need a friend that you depend on I will fake it

[KRONK]
When you're in a jam well here I am
I'll have you out before you knew it

[HORACE]
If it all goes up in smoke

[JASPER]
I'll be the bloke

[HORACE joins in]
That gets you though it

[IAGO]
We do the worst we can
With any master plan!

[KRONK]
Through the rain or shine we serve an evil mastermind

[SMEE]
'Cause teamwork makes the scheme work
A crew to get you through

[JASPER & HORACE]
Yoho!

[LEFOU]
Just wait and you'll see together's the key

[LEFOU, JASPER & HORACE]
To trick and cheat in harmony

[KRONK]
Cause there's no 'I' in scheme work

[SMEE]
That's true!

[LEFOU]
Alone you cannot win

[JASPER & HORACE]
We're there from the start

[SMEE]
Till death do us part

[LEFOU]
Now let the scheme begin!

[ALL]
'Cause teamwork makes the whole scheme work

[KRONK, spoken]
Love you guys!

[LEFOU]
Through thick or thin

[JASPER & HORACE]
All out or all in

[KRONK]
Day or night

[SMEE]
Wrong or right

[LEFOU]
We'll help you get the win!

[ALL]
'Cause teamwork makes the scheme work
Two heads are worse than one

[LEFOU]
It's less about me and more about we

[IAGO]
Oh jeez, does anyone here else disagree?

[KRONK]
'Cause there's no 'I' in scheme work
It takes a team to scheme

[SMEE]
We're two of a kind

[JASPER & HORACE]
We're partners in crime

[LEFOU]
Until the end of time!

[ALL]
Cause teamwork
Makes the scheme work
Cause teamwork makes the whole scheme work!

[KRONK, spoken]
Oh, that was good, guys.