Tea Bag Romeo

[Verse 1]
In every living room
There stands an idle groom
While all the housework goes to pot
We wonder what this rascal's got
Who makes our faithful women simply swoon
As off to work we go, this much at least we'll know
This lover's just a tea bag Romeo

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
Though we're a faithful group
We cannot live on soup
The stuff they buy, it's such a savings
Only multiplies their cravings
Cracker, soup, and other goop
(Schmidt noodles)
Don't underestimate his power
He can sell the leaning tower
I ought to know, I've got two tons of flour

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Our lives he complicates, our wives he confiscates
And if we ever disagree on anything he says to be
We'll find the cold potato on our plates
(Schmidt-aught noodles)
Don't take offense at what a-we've done
The little song's just in fun
For after all we love the sun-of-a-gun