Tard (Demo)

Everyone's a tard
Everyone's a tard
Everyone's a tard
Everyone's a tard, oh

Quit bein' a tard
You're swimmin' with sharks
You're a juicy fart, a reject from the start
Get off your phone 'cause no one cares
'Cause you're lookin' at your screen
And you fall down the stairs
Well my dog does crack
My tiger smokes weed
I need new friends 'cause they all hate me
Tried to jump a fence
I was hangin' by my briefs
Gettin' kinda scared 'cause my butthole leaks
Got robbed three times
I don't know how
Got chased by a zombie and a pregnant cow
Haven't slept in a month
I think I might die
Poor Mr. Blip
Sick of neighbors gettin' high
Hit with a shovel
Bit by a bubble
Puke on the rubble
Lions hate to cuddle
Rainbow pixie had a cat named Dixie
Nobody can fix me
Born in the 50's
Papa toot
Mama flute
Rock a suit
Go back to your roots
Got no money?
Bread, milk, and honey
No one thinks I'm funny
I'm a cute little bunny
Fat fish
Skinny fish
Make a wish and bang you're a dish
With a knickknack paddywack Jack lack backpack
Everybody loves a Big Mac
Nobody likes a snitch
Go eat a pie
Go eat a couch and go eat a fly
I don't like cheese
I got too many fleas
Can't help the way I pee
I'm gay guaranteed
This song is dumb
It makes me lose brain cells
Gives me AIDS and makes me hate myself
I am trans
My mom is my dad
My uncles' cousins' friends' neighbor's the dog I never had
I'm not gay, I just like men
This song is killing me so now I gotta end