Mr. Squidward (Alternate Version)

[Intro: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
Just tell me why won't you adopt me?
I'm not gonna say it!
Why won't you adopt me?
Because you're black!
Mr. Squidward
Mr. Squidward
Mr. Squidward
Mr. Squidward
Yeah

[Verse 1: Collin Smith}
You are a reject
You're a reject Mr. Squidward
You are a loser
You're a loser Mr. Squidward
Open up your eyes
Open your eyes Mr. Squdward
I have a headache
A headache Mr. Squidward

[Pre-Chorus: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
Reject
Loser
Eyes
Headache

[Verse 2: Collin Smith]
I look like pee pee
Like pee pee Mr. Squidward
I have to puke
I just puked Mr. Squidward
I'm gonna die
I'll die Mr. Squidward
Come save my life
Come save me Mr. Squidward

[Pre-Chorus: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
Pee pee
Puke
Die
Life

[Chorus: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
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{Verse 3: Collin Smith]
You are my hero
My hero Mr. Squidward
I like your nose
Your nose Mr. Squidward
Spongebob is gay
He's gay Mr. Squidward
I smell your farts
Your farts Mr. Squidward

[Pre-Chorus: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
Hero
Nose
Gay
Farts

[Chorus: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
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[Bridge: Collin Smith & Clinton Smith]
I'm gay for you Mr. Squidward
I'm gay for you Mr. Squidward
I'm gay for you Mr. Squidward
I'm gay for you Mr. Squidward
I'm gay for you Mr. Squidward
I'm gay for you Mr. Squidward
I'm gay for you Mr. Squidward
I'm gay for you Mr. Squidward

[Chorus: Jacob Watson, Clinton Smith & Collin Smith]
Mr. Squidward
Mr. Squidward
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Mr. Squidward
Mr. Squidward (Mr. Squidward)
Mr. Squidward (Mr. Squidward)
Mr. Squidward (Mr. Squidward)
Mr. Squidward

[Outro: Jacob Watson]
I wanna go home now