Talk to the Boomstick

[Intro: Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell)]
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me...

[Verse 1: Donnie Menace]
Everything's murder, don't have no filler
SCUM signed me off the bodies I caught, similar to contracting killers
Slash 'em then I throw 'em in the ocean
The-The boxcutter put you in a box, that's poetry in motion
The dopest, fuck who you favor, they'll duck if I'm aiming
I don't trap, I trap rappers and no one is escaping (One is escaping)
Incomparable, you masked up are adjacent
I said I'll bury you, fool-fool I'm masked up like I'm Jason
I'm on my own run, I'm not racing
Yeah, they was doing numbers, then I X'd they time, that's multiplication (That's multiplication)
Huh, fuck you if your playlist doesn't bump what I'm making
These death raps will leave you brainless like it's mummification
No-No time for random bums that are shaded
No circles know 'em so they don't get the smoke like a blunt's in rotation
De-Demon strength, bitch, I'll punch through the pavement and cause flames to rise
Gazing face to face with eyes like gazing into Satan's eyes
Say, speaking of I's, I stay high off different stuff
Sativas, indicas, 'til my eyes like Forest Whitaker's
My brain's not here, they say I'm weird
I-I tried to cut my own hand off and put a chainsaw there (Chainsaw there)
I buck they shows and have civilians 'round the place all scared
If I'm rocking in your city, it's a séance there (Séance there)
I'm what you see when you face y'all fears
I swing a bat and have you running for home, we playing baseball here
There-there isn't much that I can make more clear
This man is demented, a manic depressive, and weed's his only antidepressant
One day I'ma snap and what happens, I cannot suppress it
And that's the reason I have no business carrying weapons (Carrying weapons)
Huh, send some creeps to your family's home and they'll Manson them
You'll-you'll think The Reaper now rocks Polo and Champion
The god is a nuisance, with every bar I'm the truth
Bitch if you don't hail to the king, you can talk to the boomstick, bah

[Outro: Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell)]
Now let's talk about how I get thankful