I’m Choppin’ Em Up

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
I'm choppin' 'em up, I'm choppin' 'em up
Until I cover my body with blood
I'm choppin' 'em up, there's not enough buckets to mop it all up
I'm choppin' 'em up, I'm choppin' 'em up
I'm choppin' 'em up, I'm choppin' 'em up
Give me a blade and I'm choppin' 'em up

[Verse 1: Donnie Menace]
Chainsaw or a battle axe, whatever it is, you'll be hacked in half
Fuck tit for tat, I play stab for stab
You escaping me? Bitch, imagine that!
I don't grab 'em fast, I prefer a little chase
Make 'em think they got away and then I turn 'em into steak
Slit their throats quick to go bring them home
Then I rip their bones out, they get turned into filets
P-p-pass the machete or pass the hacksaw
I'm cuttin' out your lights, then I'm at your backdoor
Hacked them up but then I have to hack more
Swing so hard that I cracked the damn floor
Split 'em down the middle, guts fall out
If I cut up in a dude, then the nuts fall out
B-B-Bitches run away but the sluts fall down
I rip their fallopian tube from the cunts all out
C-C-Cut their heads off, cut their limbs off
If I got the time, I cut their skin off
Kill the witnesses and everyone that's involved
Then dance on their graves, bloody cripple
B-B-Butcher them all like I'll butcher a beef
This is nothing to me, it's like cooking the meat
They gon' need more than buckets to mop up the blood
'Cause they always be makin' a mess when---

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
I'm choppin' 'em up, I'm choppin' 'em up
Until I cover my body with blood
I'm choppin' 'em up, there's not enough buckets to mop it all up
I'm choppin' 'em up, I'm choppin' 'em up
I'm choppin' 'em up, I'm choppin' 'em up
Give me a blade and I'm choppin' 'em up

[Verse 2: SCUM]
I'm the blind third eye of a drunk berserker
Swear she's dead 'fore I come to murk her
Asked her out, even asked her dad
Told me no, and so I axed her hand
With a motherfuckin' vengeance sparked by affection
Never was the one to be content with rejection
Never have I chose to stand alone
Chop away the way I did them hoes' friendzone
D-D-Dead and gone, anyone that cross me
Break that bone, then she go to toss me
Stick her in the neck with a jagged edge
Think I'm finna hack and then I take his badge
Break my pledge when it comes to drinking
You can call me captain of a ship that's sinking
Shit I'm thinking how you finna look
With-with no arms and legs up on a curled meat hook
Domes get took, finna go get head now
Ain't nobody safe when you go to bed
Now, better say your prayer, it might be your last
When you cross the boss, then your life won't last
Ni-ni-night comes fast and I come to take you
I confess, I'm about to make you
Scream like you're giving birth to porcupines
As you're being tasted, pussy full of spines

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
I'm choppin' 'em up, I'm choppin' 'em up
Until I cover my body with blood
I'm choppin' 'em up, there's not enough buckets to mop it all up
I'm choppin' 'em up, I'm choppin' 'em up
I'm choppin' 'em up, I'm choppin' 'em up
Give me a blade and I'm choppin' 'em up