Taekwondo (Acoustic)

[Verse 1: Sarah Blackwood]
I learned guitar just to play you this song
I took français just to give you le monde
I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn
I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn
I'll use the crummy paddle when we play ping-pong, oh-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh

[Refrain: Sarah Blackwood]
I said, don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing, 'bout a t'ing
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing, 'bout a t'ing
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
I got your back

[Chorus: Sarah Blackwood w/ Gianni Luminati]
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Post-Chorus: Sarah Blackwood w/ Gianni Luminati]
I said, 'cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I said

[Verse 2: Sarah Blackwood]
I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat
I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets
I'll harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets, woah-oh, woah-oh

[Refrain: Sarah Blackwood w/ Gianni Luminati]
I said, I said
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing, 'bout a t'ing girl
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing, 'bout a t'ing
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
I got your back

[Chorus: Sarah Blackwood w/ Gianni Luminati]
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Post-Chorus: Sarah Blackwood w/ Gianni Luminati]
I said, 'cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I say, I say

[Bridge: Sarah Blackwood w/ Gianni Luminati]
I'mma break it down in the rap part
'Cause you're my half-heart, the poem in my Hallmark
Cardiac arrest'll hit the chest of any man with willingness
To mess with my mistress
I will throw a kick to your voicebox
My tiger claw will knock your socks off
Any tough chopper wants a death scrap
Will be lying
Flat on their back in a dirt nap

[Chorus: Sarah Blackwood w/ Gianni Luminati]
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I say, I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Post-Chorus: Sarah Blackwood w/ Gianni Luminati]
I said, 'cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure (I got your back for)
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I say, you're my number one
You're my number one
You're my number one, oh-oh