Taekwondo

[Intro]
What is bravery but the body's wisdom of its strength?
The coward and the hero march together within every man

[Verse 1]
I learned guitar just to play you this song
I took français just to give you le monde
I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong, woah-oh, woah-oh
I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn
I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn
I use the crummy paddle when we play ping-pong, woah-oh, woah-oh

[Refrain]
(Say, I say)
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing
'Bout a t'ing, no
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing
'Bout a t'ing, no
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
I got your back

[Chorus]
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Post-Chorus]
I said, 'cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Verse 2]
I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat
I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets
I harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets, woah-oh, woah-oh

[Refrain]
(Say, I say)
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing
'Bout a t'ing, no
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing
'Bout a t'ing, no
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
I got your back

[Chorus]
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Post-Chorus]
I said, 'cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)

[Bridge]
I'mma break it down in the rap part
'Cause you're my half-heart, the poem in my Hallmark
Cardiac arrest'll hit the chest of any man with willingness
To mess with the mistress
I will throw a kick to your voicebox
My tiger claw will knock your socks off
Any tough chopper wants a death scrap
Will be lying
Flat on the back in a dirt nap

[Chorus]
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
(He's taking taekwondo)
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
(He's gonna kick you with his big toe)
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Post-Chorus]
I said, 'cause you're my number one
('Cause you're my number one)
You're my number one
('Cause you're my number one)
I got your back for sure
(I got your back, you know)
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)

[Outro]
The coward and the hero march together within every man