Swingin’

[Intro]
Woo-wee!
Yeah we in the club right now and uh, you should look for us if, uh, you wan' stay thirsty, you know what I'm sayin', 'cause I ain't buying you shit. I might buy one of my homies a beer, you know what I'm sayin', somethin' cheap. But I ain't buyin' you shit. Yeah

[Verse 1]
Yo I don't smell at all but somehow I seem filthy
Like I'm always up to somethin' I plead guilty
I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to tell
I'm Oscar the Grouch without a garbage pail
Fuck Harvard and Yale, I'm livin' in a country
Where you can learn more from Howard Stern and Al Bundy
No ma'am, get with the program
I'mma mosh pit, you motherfuckers can slow jam
Yo they kicked me out of sweet 16s for bein' tipsy drunk
Drag me out a pizza party, pissed in a dixie cup
My mom womb rockin' the room, she had to give me up
Prematurely, slightly retarded, I'm all fucked up
So when I'm in the club, shit's a celebration
'Cause after I rock this spot, yo hell is waitin'
I'm delegatin' with winners—oh you ain't know?
We thought Jerry Springer was a fuckin' game show, so

[Chorus]
I know you ain't gotta fuck right? (Right)
And ya still got drunk right? (Right)
And ya still get love right? (Right)
But you know you still a scrub right? (Mehhh)
But you gotta do you man, do you (Do you)
You gotta do you man, do you (Do you)
I don't really believe that you can hide

[Verse 2]
Shirt off in the club but it's not for the sex appeal
I'm Tracy Morgan crazy, I'm on Maury daily
They want me to get vasectomized
So I can't have any more babies
No more crazy reckless guys
In the club wilin', never tippin'
Reason why me and bartenders never click and
I guess the best things in life are never free
'Cause I want some ass but the DJ keeps tellin' me
Take ya broke ass home, well forget ya then
It's all about me and my guys, yo who's Benjamin?
And if heads ain't ready then we'll sever them
And get rid of stupid ass trends that they messin' with
Undomesticated, the flow
Raw and uncut cultivated with some oh!
Wanna be the most loved, the most hated
And you the latter, so it don't matter what you sayin'

[Chorus]
I know you ain't gotta fuck right? (Right)
And ya still got drunk right? (Right)
And ya still get love right? (Right)
But you know you still a scrub right? (Ehhh)
But you gotta do you man, do you (Do you)
You gotta do you man, do you (Do you)
I don't really believe that you can hide

[Hook]
You got one drink, you got one drink yo
You got one drink, you got one drink yo
Do the midget sip, do the midget sip
Do the midget sip, do the midget sip
Now don't leave a tip, don't leave a tip, go
Don't leave a tip, don't leave a tip, go
Now act like you're drunk, act like you're drunk
Now act like you're drunk, act like you're drunk

[Chorus]
I know you ain't gotta fuck right? (Right)
And ya still got drunk right? (Right)
And ya still get love right? (Right)
But you know you still a scrub right? (Ehhh)
But you gotta do you man, do you (Do you)
You gotta do you man, do you (Do you)
I don't really believe that you can hide