Drunk Dial

[Intro]
Look at you. They said they were friends [?]
But there ain't no friends in this shit business

[Chorus]
Ah, get ready babe
I'm comin' through, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'll come for you, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'm comin' through, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'll come for you, I'm stoppin' by

[Verse 1]
What you wearing baby
I bet you just hopped out the tub
Lookin' dangerous, I see you palmin' a gun
Just standin' there, drippin' wet
Safety off, silencer on
That's how you light your cigarette
Or you grindin' on your teddy bear just thinkin' of me
Pullin' and creatin' friction with ya undies
Are they white, black, Valentine's Day red
Well pull 'em off now, we playin' Simon Says
Except this record's dictating all o' your motions
Now stick the phone in your mouth
Until the signal is broken
I'm not a bad man, you ain't a skank or a hoochie
But when nobody's lookin' you spank ya
Coochie coochie coochie coo

[Chorus]
Ah, get ready babe
I'm comin' through, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'll come for you, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'm comin' through, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'll come for you, I'm stoppin' by

[Verse 2]
You ain't into holdin' hands or linkin' arms
You more into gettin' drunk at the bar and singing songs
You wanna hurt me but you don't mean any harm
Tattoo your name into my skin and put the ink in my arm
I'm like, go on, you fuck with dudes who hesitate
Featherweight like a pillow
They never say yes, but I will though
Hit your spot like bingo
Blow out your back like endo
You'll be screamin' and be fiendin'
Like you need to jump out the window
Pick up your phone and tell me what you crave
I got this dick for delivery, it's got your name
I'll be right there in fifteen minutes, ten minutes, five
Rekstizzy has arrived

[Chorus]
Ah, get ready babe
I'm comin' through, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'll come for you, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'm comin' through, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'll come for you, I'm stoppin' by

Ah, get ready babe
I'm comin' through, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'll come for you, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'm comin' through, I'm stoppin' by
Ah, get ready babe
I'll come for you, I'm stoppin' by

[Outro]
I know you ladies aren't satisfied with this current pedigree of man. We got you covered, just call the number on the back of that... card, you see. We'll pull through. Dressed to impress, dressed to sex. That's the douche[?]. Put everything where it needs to be in your caboose