Swagfest

[Verse 1]
Follow me to the gates of hell or to plates of kale
If i'm rarely on time it might mean i'm too late to fail
Entering mystic zones glimpses in the crystal shown
Narcissistic clones too busy to grow artistic bones
My alter ego, is the supreme leader of a race of tall bird people
I'm called Nerd Eagle
My bullshit detector has a high tech
Filtration system
Weeds out the haters and believers in creationism
Most of yall are ex skaters with a cocaine addiction
Snort lines long as the mason dixon is your daily mission
You hate to hear it, the tensions thicker than maple syrup
If it ain't a paid appearance then i ain't appearing
Your favorite labels had a bidding war
Once they saw me break a billion boards
And the blade of the Spirit Sword
Maybe that's the pacifist in me and though i hate fights
I should probably join a group of overzealous space knights
'Cause really i just wanna take ship rides and ride on some ziplines
And die in the rip tides

[Chorus 1]
But
I don't even wanna brag yet
I don't even wanna talk sad yet
I just wanna relax rest and get some teabags wet
And snag the top sash at the swag fest
But
I don't even wanna brag yet
I don't even wanna talk sad yet
I just wanna relax rest and get some teabags wet
And snag the top sash at the swag fest

[Verse 2]
What's the balance between a gentle rise
And neighborhoods being gentrified?
Like you living in the same spot all your life
A store opens next door
And you cain't afford the shit inside
Paycheck probably a different size
There's no inflation adjustment, i see the raping of budgets
Greatly intensified
And now your rent is high
Local demographic shifted now you fit a description meant to be vilified
And if you live in places yet to be penetrated
They getting innovative
Genocide's been incentivized
Things allowed in the H20
Lower you base I Q
And they don't care if your kids survive
Maybe we'll be able to police the politicians and see their negligent decisions result in being penalized
But i gotta better chance jumping through the television into a film
Now i'm the captain of the Enterprise
Snyder gotta drink lead the rest of his years just to make it a 8th even
Or claim he's civilized

[Chorus 2]
Now i'm muthafuckin sad now
Somebody done tipped over the cash cow
Feeling like i'm eating out the trash now
That's just mcdonald's, Ronald laughing in the background
Now i'm muthafuckin sad now
Somebody done tipped over the cash cow
Feeling like i'm eating out the trash now
That's just mcdonald's, Ronald laughing in the background