スネークマン・ショー (SNAKEMAN SHOW 1)

How you do gentleman?
Ho, how'd you do?
Nice to see you
Welcome to the company
Would you like to sit down over there please?
Ho thank you
Mhmm
Ho Do you like have some coffee?
Ho yes please
Mhmm, coffee with a sugar or cream?
Ho, euh just black coffee please
Ok, and gentleman, what about a cigarette?
Mh ho I stop smoking, thank you
Ho that's good for your health
Ok let's get down to business
You know, to buy a product, you have to have money
Ho, I'm rich man!
Hahaha
But, strictly, you know business is business
And you have to pay money
You betta be sure (Mhmm)
Euh don't worry
I'm a... rich man
Haha
Ok, thank you, nice to hear that
Now let's get down to business
And here's (ho) the contract (Ho ok)
For the paper (haha)
You have to sign (ok) your name (ok, ok) your name
Euh gentleman (haha), what, what is your name, (haha my name) please?
My, my name is
HO-ho-hooo-irsh-sh-shya
O-ok, we start here Mr. Ōhira, thank you very much
Now this here
You have to sign your company's name
(Ho) You have to sign (Ho) your company (Ho ahah)
(Ahah) What? (My) What is your company
My company is very famous, ahaha
K-k-k-k-k-k-K-D-D
Euh (Aha)
I beg a pardon, I couldn't hear you too well
One more time please?
What is your company?
Hohoho yes yes (ahah)
My company is very famous (famous ahah)
K-k-k-k-k-k-K-D-d-d-d-D