Suicide Anthem

[Intro: Royal Flush]
Yeah, man
Fuck life, it sucks

[Verse 1: Royal Flush]
I'm going to kill myself
Life isn't worth living
No one loves me
I'm gonna leave my house, and go missing
I'm going to slit my wrist
My heart bleeds blackness
No one knows my pain
I couldn't afford my Tom MacDonald CD now I'm gonna blow my brain
I listen to Twenty One Pilots
'Cause I can relate to being depressed
I couldn't eat my pizza roll
Now I'm gonna blow up my chest

[Chorus: Royal Flush]
Why do I even try?
I wanna fucking die
My heart's in a million pieces
Why do I even try?
I wanna fucking die
My heart's in a million pieces

[Verse 2: Maxi Water Tower]
Yeah, yeah
I grew up in a trash can but now I got cash and
Now that I'm a millionaire I wanna die
I got more money than you, you're a dummy
But I wanna kill myself
My mom said "You already have like forty-one
Twenty One Pilots posters, you fucking idiot"
But she don't understand I need another one
'Cause it's the only way to end my pain
I don't smoke weed I just grab the whole plant and eat it like it's broccoli (Yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa) (Straight up, straight up)
And I always act like I'm happy, but I'm sad and this is the sad side of me (I'm sad)
No one understands me (Whoaaaaaaaaaa)
I told the teacher I wanna go pee, but the bitch doesn't let me (Ahhhhh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's lit)
So I'm gonna bring my father's gun (Bah)
To the school and shoot everyone up (Rrra, rrra, rrra) (A gun, yeah)
Just because Ben Shapiro's my hero, he is, uh! (Whiteboyyyy)

[Verse 3: Philgrim]
Why does the moon shine so bright?
When the darkness comes, I'm fighting for another light
Yah!
I'm so sad, I'm so mad
Why have I never ever felt so glad?
Dad, it's not a phase
This is a maze
I'm trotting around, it's amazing!!
Don't you think?
Oh, don't I blink?
182 times that I've cried in my bed where I've lied
Oh, April? Could you hear me?
No, you couldn't
TØP in my bed, man, when I shouldn't be cutting myself but I am
Cause I'm sad, and that is okay
But I got mad depression and I got these demons and you know...
AY AY AY!!
AYYY!! AYYY!!
AYYYYYYYY!!!

[Chorus: Royal Flush & (Philgrim) & (Maxi Water Tower )
Why do I even try? (Do I try?)
I wanna fucking die (I wanna fucking die)
My heart's in a million pieces (My heart's broken, yeah) (I can't even sing falsetto)
Why do I even try? (Why even try?) (Why do I try?)
I wanna fucking die (Fucking die) (I wanna fucking die)
My heart's in a million pieces

[Interlude: Royal Flush, (Maxi Water Tower) & Philgrim]
*Philgrim and Maxi Water Tower harmonizing throughout*
Yeah, man
Don't listen to anyone saying that you matter (Yeah, man, fuck a therapist)
'Cause you don't matter, hence why you should kill yourself (You are your own therapist)
Shit, I'ma do it right now!
'Cause someone stole my animal crackers, now I have no purpose in life and I live in darkness!
My heart's in a million pieces (I'm so sad)

[Outro: Philgrim, (Royal Flush) & (Maxi Water Tower)
You know what I'm sayin'?
We put that real emo shit
Emo shit, bitch! (Yeah, brrrrrra)
Ayy, fuck, yo, fuck, yo (Bah, bah, bah, bah, this that real emo shit)
If you wanna kill yourself put your hands in the fucking air right fucking now (Woo!)
Yeah, put your fuckin'-, put your fuckin' hands up in the air, you know what I'm sayin'? (I'm raisin' my hand right now) (Yeah)
Bitch, ayy, ayy, ayy, yo, ayy (Yeah, ayy, suicide, let's go!) (Let's go, let's die together, let's fucking go, suicide)
*Everyone screaming*
You know what I'm sayin'? Bitch (Boom boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!) (Bow! Grrra, grrra!)
Ahahahahaha, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh shit
Get out mom! Get out I'm recording!
*Philgrim screaming at his mom*
(Haha you thought the song was over, nooooo
I fell in love with an emo girl
*scream*)