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[Verse 1: Royal Flush]
I beat the fuck out of a kid in middle school 'cause he annoying
I fucked this kid's mom, her pussy I be destroying
I got arrested for dildo theft
I went to Walmart, got bored and left
I took a shit, it reminded me of my ex 'cause she smells like poop
Lift Yourself by Kanye is a ten outta ten, poopity-scoop
Had to hide in the attic 'cause my bitch is crazy
I don't pay my taxes 'cause I'm lazy
I threw up from food poising from Taco Bell
Now I'm never going back to Taco Bell
But I will fuck this bitch behind the dumpster in Taco Bell
I'm fat now and I'm suing Taco Bell
Ran over my dog 'cause she was threatening me
I couldn't hold it in, now my pants full of pee
One of my opps, his name Devon's address is in my hands
He lives in 4476, Parkinson Avenue, Iowa
His license being H3NTOI
He did a horrible crime
He stole my n-word pass in a Burger King parking lot
This ugly ass whore steal my money, that bitch got shot
I put a million dollar check on my booty
Some fatass was hitting on me, he might be fruity
I slapped the fuck out of a dude 'cause he a furry
I robbed a bitch 'cause she had an Oreo McFlurry
If you wanna have sex, you better hurry
I'm 'bout to fuck this midget bitch, she built like Kyler Murray
I saw one of my opps fuckin' a donkey
A white school didn't like my music so I shot up all the honkies
I woke up in the street 'cause I passed out from crack
I took my penis and put it in your sister's crack
When I'm the president I'm banning Fortnite
They asked me if I'm the best rapper ever, I said "They right"

[Verse 2: Yung Snoozy]
Yeah, uh, uh, yeah, yeah
Started fartin', and now I'm in jail
I pranked my little cousin into eating bread, it was stale
I guess you could call that an epic fail
You built like a lemur tail
I shoved multiple drugs up a homeless man's ass
I just got scammed on OnlyFans out of cash
I got arrested for speedwalking, got out of jail and did it again
Take the drifter if you wanna be my friend
I run over little children like it's GTA
It's all fun and games 'till we play GTA
It's all fun and games 'till I got your IP
They asked me what I liked to do and I said "I pee"
Shovin' Lunchables up my ass and some sandwiches
I can't stop goin' on Twitch to beat off to some e-bitches
Maybe Hitler is kinda cool
See fart porn and you know I drool
Catch me in a pre-school and you know I be fartin'
Slapped the shit out of my cousin with a PS5
Please, end your life if your name is Clyde
You built like a Minion's ass
I like eating Minions for breakfast
If my barber kisses me, I'ma run fast
Everyone knows fat guys finish last
Fat guys are illegal, we left them in the past
George Washington told me to raise the mask
I shake babies, your sister got rabies