Suck You Like a Vacuum

Ooh, this is nice
I like this
Yeah, I like this
Yo, where's this shit gonna take us nigga?
Yeah, nigga
Motherfuckin’ nigga get my weed
Get my weed
Get my gat
Get my nine
Fuck nigga, I'll take you out motherfucka
Motherfucka

(Laughs)

Nah, I'm just kiddin’

Hey, I don't really talk like that
Nah, I'm a white guy and sometimes I wear a hat
Shit, sometimes I wear a wifebeater
Even though I don't beat wives, but I'd like to eat her out again
And I'm talking about my ex

(Giggles)

I'd like to eat her out cause, wuh damn that girl had it goin' on
But somеtimes she smelt likе fish
I don’t understand because I’ve only been with one girl named Shan
Maybe all girls' pussies smell like fish
And well I guess if that’s it then I'm gonna eat some fish

And I like fish
And I like salmon
And I like cod
And I like pussy, which isn't a fish, but it smells like fish, so it might as well be a fish

Yo, this is the story about a pussy named Flub
And, uh, Flub was a guy named Blub
And, uh, Blub came out of Flub and then he came into a box
And they jumped around with a pink fox and the pink fox spoke to them and he said

"You know what my friends, I just think I might be a little off my brain and off my brain I mean I'm a little insane"

"And by a little insane I mean I am a little crazy motherfucker that’s right and I think that I am off my brain, and-n-n but I am still on medi-sane
Medi-sane
Medicine
Medisin
Some people just don't get it my friend, friend
They don't understand that I'm just acting weird
Because, motherfucker, why would I want to be normal?
Who wants to be normal?
Fuck being normal
Being normal's the most boring fucking thing I can think of
And if I'm normal
Then you are, too
And if we're all normal, well, then fuck
It's like living in a zoo
Where everybody's locked behind bars and they just walk left and right
Left and right
Oh my God, I'm in the yard outside of space
Inside of my head
And I just think that I just might be dead

Now wait, my son
Just stop
You don't wanna go
Don't wanna go
You don't wanna go
What the fuck am I saying?
I don't even know, but I think that I'm praying
Because God is all over the place
Motherfucker, that's pantheism

Myspace is outside of my head
And I've got a shitload of drool in my mouth right now from being emotional when I rap
And having passion
Uh, fuck that was a bad rap
That, d'uh, is
I, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
I can't talk, but you know what?
I love it, because I've got 48 minutes
Before I have to turn this shit off and I'm "in it"
And by "in it", I mean in the game
Motherfucker, I'm insane in my brain
Insane in my brain
Insane in my brain
This was a fucking retarded song
I think you're overdoing it
You're overdoing it a little bit
You need to slow down
You need to slow down

Put some thought into it, cause these raps are gonna fuckin' suck
They all suck
People are going to think you're gonna suck
People are going to suck you and...

People are going to suck me?

People are going suck you like a vacuum

(Cow-vacuum noise)

That's my vacuum noise

(Laughs)