Stupid World

[Verse 1]
Lisa washed her hair on Monday
Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday
Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday
Lisa washed her hair on Thursday
Oh, oh
Ooh, yeah

[Verse 2]
Then her husband noticed
That her shampoo had upset her pH balance
Her hair was all dried out and frizzy
So he shot the bitch and moved to the city

[Chorus]
Oh, what a stupid world (Ooh, yeah)

[Verse 3]
Her husband got a job at a roller rink
He tried to pick up chicks, but he had a little dick
He brushed his teeth with Aim, but it didn't matter
Nice fresh breath, but his dick didn't get no bigger

[Chorus]
Oh, what a stupid world (Ooh, yeah)
Oh, what a stupid world (Ooh, yeah)