Stupid Things

[Intro]
Everyone does stupid things
At some point in one's life
For example puffy pants
Or that tattoo of your first wife
But don't you worry your pretty head
Everything's okay
It's excusable behavior
At least that's what they say
They say

[Verse 1]
You're allowed to do stupid things
When you're young
People look the other way
It's okay
At least that's what people say
You're allowed to try pot
You're allowed to get shot
You're allowed to do anything once
Cause you're young
Yeah you're young
Yeah you're young

[Chorus]
Why do adults lie
To little kids
When they're walking home from school
Do they know in ten years
They'll be peeing in a strangers pool, oh

[Verse 2]
You're allowed to do anything
When you're young
You could go gay for a day it's ok
Cause you're young
But you're also probably gay
You can fall in the streets
You can eat fatty treats
You can make out with fifteen people
On the bathroom floor
Cause you're young
But you're a whore if you do that

[Chorus]
So who can say poo-poo
At what we do
Cause we're the youth we don't follow rules
Don't you think we know
That we're acting like enormous tools

Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-wah-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Bridge]
Savor being young
When you're old you have to de-pierce your tongue
When you're old you can't swallow your gum
When you're old you have a saggy bum
Bu-uh-m

Hey there, Mr. Policeman
False alarm, I am young you can't arrest me
Oh that didn't work
Oh they said that would work
My major's undeclared
My resume's unprepared
I ain't got no crow's feet
I mean no offense I mean it works for you
I mean, you look good

Do you remember when you were young
And you'd still wear a uniform and carry a gun
I bet you did
You're such a pig
Oh I mean that was wrong
I mean I'm young
And I don't know what I'm saying

Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum (x2)

[Chorus]
Why do adults lie
To little kids
When they're walking home from school
And do they know in ten years
They'll be peeing in a strangers pool

Who can say poo-poo
At what we do
Cause we're the youth we don't follow rules
Don't you think we know
That we're acting like enormous tools

Cause you're young
Cause you're young
Cause you're young
You are young
Baby you are young
(Baby you are young)
Baby you are young
(Baby you are young)
Baby you are

[Outro]
Everyone does stupid things
This time you'll get it right