I Shook Hands With the Devil

[Verse 1]
I've been around for way too long
The heart is too weak
But the coffee's too strong
I've been around
I've seen what I saw
But I never was a woman
Who would break the law
'Til I met the devil
He wasn't very shy
He reminded me of the man
I've known in my life
I sold my soul for way too low
And now I won't see him again
I won't see him again
I didn't get a receipt

[Verse 2]
It's not my fault, you see
He made a deal with me
He said if I kept real quiet
He would grant me anything
It was a very convincing argument
I wasn't too sharp, I'll admit
So you can shut up about it
I shook hands with the devil
He said where do we start
I made it so no man
Would ever break my heart
Well, I sold my soul for way too low
And now I won't see him again
I won't see him again
Not even for a refund

[Bridge]
Do I feel bad
Do I feel bad about it
My everlasting soul
It's now being used for coal in hell
Well, no I can't rightly say I regret it
My heart is unbreakable
Now I'm finally able to see you again

[Verse 3]
Yesterday I tried out my heart of stone
You met me on the corner
We were very alone
You looked in my eyes
And to my surprise
I may have accidentally let you take me home
That rotten devil, he played me for a fool
He made so that I'd fall back in love with you
Well, I sold my soul for nothing at all
And it looks like I won this match
Now I got my husband back
And fifty dollars in cash