Stupid Metallic Dog

[Chorus: BATTTS]
Chihuahuas are stupid
Metal is stupid
Metal dog is stupid
Chihuahuas are stupid
Metal is stupid
Metal dog is stupid

[Verse 1: BATTTS]
Metal dog is stupid dog
He is a chihuahua
The deadliest breed of dog
Being within a trillion kilometre radius of a chihuahua is a death sentence
They devour you in one bite

[Chorus: BATTTS]
Chihuahuas are stupid
Metal is stupid
Metal dog is stupid
Chihuahuas are stupid
Metal is stupid
Metal dog is stupid

[Verse 2: Gary the Cool Guy]
He is ginger in brackets orange dog

[Chorus: BATTTS]
Chihuahuas are stupid
Metal is stupid
Metal dog is stupid

[Breakdown: BATTTS]
This is a breakdown
I am breaking it down
I am having a breakdown
A mental breakdown
A breakdown
Yes, a breakdown
A stupid breakdown
Breakdown time
My mind is being destroyed
As this is a mental breakdown

[Chorus: BATTTS]
Chihuahuas are stupid
Metal is stupid
Metal dog is stupid

[Verse 3: BATTTS]
Stupid dog
Yes, they are a stupid dog
They listen to metal
A chihuahua is bad but a metalhead is worse
A metalhead chihuahua must be put down at all costs
Make them listen to Gord to cure them
They will turn into a friendly baby-mauling pit bull
The greatest breed of dog
A chihuahua is food to me
I eat a chihuahua's knee
Metal dog is that chihuahua
Metal dog is dead

[Chorus: BATTTS]
Chihuahuas are stupid
Metal is stupid
Metal dog is stupid
Chihuahuas are stupid
Metal is stupid
Metal dog is stupid