Borderbad

[Verse]
Borderlands is unplayable, the worst series ever
Only Borderlands game worthwhile is TPS, and that is the fifth worst video game in the world
Games worse than TPS are Borderlands, Borderlands 2, Borderlands 3 and Tales from the Borderlands
Unironically playing Borderlands causes you to spontaneously combust
Mr. Torgue is the only good Borderlands character due to having a grandmother raid boss
You also have a bad taste in music
I expand on that in the next track
Which is later
The next track is later
You dissed Pooface, that is admirable
Borderlands is so bad and boring I went off-track

[Outro]
Gary, purchase 597 copies of Dark Souls Remastered or perish
But you can not even afford a single copy due to poor
You are so poor you can not afford free games
All Borderlands games were gifted to you while free
Poorhead, poohead
Thank you for listening to my anti-Gary, anti-rhyming poem