Stupid Jerk

[Intro]
Your wife is loyal and your kids are cool
You’ve had more than your share of luck
Your house is paid for and your doggy doesn’t drool
How come you’re such a resentful guy?

The world is a singular place for which I am so grateful
So unlike you, you stupid jerk
I turned by back on all those mind degrading poisons
So unlike you, you stupid jerk

Some people look like you because they’re [?]
You’ve looked that way since people looked that way
You embrace atrophy like a leg-humping doggie
You coarse-head, silly stupid jеrk

I am compassionate and understanding
So unlike you, you stupid jеrk
I am so tolerant of people and their failings
So unlike you, you stupid jerk

You are the kind of guy who hates support groups
But you’re the kind of guy who needs support groups
That is so typical of those who need support groups
You cliched cliché-monger stupid jerk

I’m in the frontseat making out with joy
You’re in the backseat getting screwed by sorrow
I am serenely in the here and now
You’re resenting yesterday and afraid of tomorrow

The quintessential doom and gloomer, beauty ruiner
Is what your are, you stupid
You ultra, mega, stupid
You really are a stupid jerk